50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

By Justin Racz

Tired of gazing your guy play X-Box all day? Does he cruise if you end up now not domestic? whilst he is taking you again to his position, does his mom solution the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious number of those painfully typical boyfriends, males now we have all had the misfortune to satisfy. there is Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is captivating; Goth man, who borrows your makeup; huge puppy proprietor, who wears his Python round the condo. Rounding out the checklist are The Flaw Corrector, The comic (who's utilizing you for material), One place Peter (enough said), and Balding and sensitive approximately It. isn't really revenge candy? humorous, impossible to resist, and immediately relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the suitable Valentine's Day present. listed here are fifty boyfriends so undesirable you will toast to being unmarried.

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50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours

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M. at the club, Fridays and Saturdays. Standing room only. The Sugar Hill Gang's "Rapper's Delight" You get comped at the door. His career will crash in two years, and he'll end up doing bar mitzvahs. 37. Mr. Miami Beach At seventy-five years "young," he's considered the playboy of Shady Acres Resort & Retirement. Bermuda shorts. Golf shirt. Hawaiian Tropic, SPF 4. "Baby, come on, don't believe everything you hear. " Drive? With his glaucoma? He's the only one in the gated community who doesn't have a pacemaker.

It does not feel good to have guys come up to you, assuming you're just a friend, and ask if he's single. Perfect skin, the bastard. Not one whitehead or blackhead. Actor. Had a recurring role on Tfie Guiding Light. A convertible, of course. You are the envy of all your friends. Your "friends" have no problem propositioning him while you're in the bathroom. 9. One-Position Peter Never strays from missionary. " High school history teacher. Nice fixed schedule. Give the female the bird's-eye view?

28. Jewish Momma's Boy His name starts with a J: Josh, Jason, Jared, or Jacob. His middle name is Scott, David, or Mark. Very groomed, very gelled. Until he's twenty-five, when it starts thinning on top. Mommy's so proud because he's an investment banker at Goldman Sachs! He sold his car now that he's moved from Long Island and into the city. You can use his parents' house in the Hamptons. He will never treat you better than he treats his mother. 29. Surprise Sadist You date, you introduce him to your parents, you move in.

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