Yes Please

By Amy Poehler

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

Do you must get to grasp the girl we first got here to like on Comedy Central's Upright electorate Brigade? do you need to spend a while with the girl who made you howl with laughter on Saturday evening Live, and in video clips like Baby Mama, Blades of Glory, and They got here Together? Do you end up having a pipe dream approximately placing out with the actor in the back of the bright Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation? Did you need you have been within the viewers on the final Golden Globes ceremonies, so that you may possibly take pleasure in the hilarity of Amy's one-liners?

If your resolution to those questions is "Yes Please!" then you definitely are in good fortune. In her first e-book, certainly one of our such a lot liked humorous people promises a sensible, pointed, and eventually inspirational learn. choked with the comedic ability that makes us all love Amy, Yes Please is a wealthy and sundry number of tales, lists, poetry (Plastic surgical procedure Haiku, to be specific), pictures, mantras and suggestion. With chapters like "Treat Your occupation Like a foul Boyfriend," "Plain woman as opposed to the Demon" and "The Robots Will Kill Us All" Yes Please will make you're thinking that up to it'll make you snigger. sincere, own, genuine, and righteous, Yes Please is stuffed with phrases to dwell by.

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