Ms. Hannah Is Bananas! (My Weird School, Book 4)

By Dan Gutman

Ms. Hannah wears clothes made from potholders and collects rubbish rather than throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be companions with pungent Andrea. this can be the worst artwork classification ever!

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All grown-ups are bizarre, specially paintings teachers,” acknowledged Michael. “Ms. Hannah is bizarre, even for an paintings teacher,” I acknowledged. i spotted that Andrea and Emily on the subsequent desk have been hearing us. I knew they have been listening simply because they stored shaking their heads and rolling their eyes and snickering at us. “Maybe Ms. Hannah isn’t quite an artwork instructor at all,” I stated, simply loud sufficient so the ladies might listen it. “Did you ever take into consideration that? might be she’s simply pretending to be an artwork instructor. ” “Yeah! ” Michael acknowledged.

And a few individuals are inventive, and they’re in no way bizarre. ” “You’re bizarre, A. J. ,” Ryan acknowledged. “Anybody who wears a gown made from pot holders is weird,” Michael acknowledged. “Art academics are meant to gown funny,” I acknowledged. “If my dad dressed like that, he’d be fired,” Ryan acknowledged. “Your dad is a businessman,” Michael informed Ryan. “He has to put on a tie round his neck each day. It doesn’t do whatever. It’s only a piece of material that hangs round his neck. if you happen to question me, that’s lovely bizarre. ” “Yeah,” I acknowledged, “which is more strange, donning a gown produced from pot holders, or donning a bit of material round your neck for no cause in any respect?

Another minute,” I acknowledged. “My again is breaking! ” Michael hollered. I don’t recognize precisely what occurred subsequent, yet all I knew used to be that Ryan and Michael weren’t preserving me up anymore. not anything was once protecting me up anymore. i used to be keeping directly to the ledge of the windowsill with my elbows. If I enable cross, i might fall. i used to be afraid my head might bang at the windowsill. “Help! support! ” I shouted. i used to be placing there for approximately 1000000 hundred mins until eventually a few of the lecturers contained in the academics’ front room spotted me. They rushed over and opened the window.

Mr. Klutz is an efficient man. ” Mr. Klutz used to be sitting at his table conversing at the telephone once we arrived. he's not in basic terms the critical of the college, yet he additionally has no hair in any respect. as soon as he enable everyone in our type contact his head. It was once cool. “Are we going to be punished? ” Andrea requested while Mr. Klutz hung up the telephone. She was once all anxious and talked in a quiet voice. “I don’t think in punishing children,” Mr. Klutz stated. “I think in worthwhile little ones for doing great things. Now inform me, why can’t you get alongside?

Andrea acknowledged. “You ruined my cellular! Now I won’t win the competition! ” “You’re going to be in titanic hassle, A. J. ,” Emily stated. “Somebody’s coming,” Ryan acknowledged. “Everybody close up! ” That’s whilst the door opened. Ms. Hannah and Mr. Klutz got here in. i used to be status there with paint and Andrea’s silly butterflies placing all over the place me. “What’s the which means of this? ” Mr. Klutz requested. I didn’t comprehend what to do. I didn’t comprehend what to assert. I needed to imagine quickly. “It’s…performance art,” I stated. everyone checked out me for like one million hundred seconds.

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