Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker! (My Weird School, Book 10)

By Dan Gutman

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Mr. Docker has to be a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments and has an evil, demented, cackling giggle. Plus he invented a vehicle that runs on potatoes! Mr. Docker is the most eldritch technological know-how instructor ever! Is he attempting to take over the area?

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Docker requested me. “A sucker barb,” I stated, and everybody laughed simply because “sucker” is a humorous note. “Can you let us know something approximately sucker barbs, A. J.? ” I didn’t understand something approximately sucker barbs. I by no means even paid any cognizance to our fish. That’s most likely why I forgot to feed it earlier than we went on holiday. “I’ll glance sucker barbs up in my dictionary,” acknowledged Andrea. She all started flipping throughout the pages. “S…S-H…S-P…S-T—” unexpectedly Andrea stopped and screamed. “What’s the problem, Andrea? ” requested Mr. Docker.

He pulled off a section of the log and we observed the main remarkable factor within the heritage of the world—bugs have been crawling everywhere. “Eeeeek! ” shouted the ladies. They acquired off the log and commenced screaming their heads off. “Kill them! ” shouted the men. We grabbed sticks and commenced hitting the log. “Don’t be afraid,” Mr. Docker stated. “Bugs are our acquaintances. ” “Oh yeah? ” acknowledged Ryan. “Well, one in every of our neighbors is on Emily. ” It was once precise. This monstrous, black, disgusting factor was once crawling up Emily’s arm. “Eeeeek! ” she screamed, after which she went working round in circles.

Yet seriously,” Mr. Docker acknowledged, “the Earth goes to expire of oil sometime. We’ll have to use other kinds of power. ” “Like potato strength? ” I requested. “Exactly! ” Mr. Docker acknowledged. “Imagine, if potatoes could make sufficient strength to run a clock, what may well 200 potatoes run? Or thousand? Or million? ” Mr. Docker is a true potato freak. yet as he used to be conversing, his potato clock stopped. “What time is it? ” Michael requested. “Time to alter potatoes,” acknowledged Mr. Docker. Then he set free his evil, demented, cackling chortle back.

There aren't any batteries. You don’t plug it into an outlet at the wall. It’s powered by means of the chemical substances in potatoes! Watch this! ” He took potatoes out of his table and positioned them within the clock. Then he took the wires that went from the clock and fixed them into the potatoes. The little reveal at the clock lit up and stated “10:15. ” “It works! ” all of us shouted. “Wow! That’s cool! ” “I love potatoes! ” acknowledged Mr. Docker. Then he let loose this cackling snicker, similar to scientists do within the video clips. That’s a yes signal that someone is loopy.

Why do clocks pass clockwise, Mr. Docker? ” I requested. “Why do leaves switch colour? Why is ice slippery? should you don’t milk a cow, will the cow explode? ” “Stop, A. J.! ” shouted Mr. Docker. “Why are bubbles around, Mr. Docker? Why can we sneeze? What’s the adaptation among jelly and jam? How come while comic strip characters run off cliffs, they don’t fall right now? Why do grown-ups like greens? How come a few humans can roll their tongues and folks can’t? the place did Mr. Klutz’s hair cross? Why does the moon glance greater than the solar?

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