Miss Small Is Off the Wall! (My Weird School, Book 5)

By Dan Gutman

Whatever bizarre goes on!

Miss Small, the gymnasium instructor, is educating A.J., Andrea, and the group to juggle scarves, stability feathers, and do the chook Dance! is that this any method to remain suit? no matter what occurred to dodgeball?

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Competing is icky,” stated Andrea. “It doesn’t topic in the event you win or lose, A. J. It’s the way you play the sport that counts,” acknowledged omit Small. “In Fizz Ed, our aim is to celebrate and construct powerful, fit our bodies. yet such a lot of all, by means of the top of the time period, i would like you all to have cooties. ” “Cooties! ” everyone shrieked. “Girls have cooties! ” shouted the entire boys. “Boys have cooties! ” shouted the entire women. I by no means particularly knew what cooties have been, yet I knew they have been whatever terrible that you simply wouldn’t are looking to get.

Glance, all you want to do is circulate your leg ahead at any time when I count number to 2. ” “All correct, all right,” I stated. I didn’t just like the proposal of Andrea younger ordering me round. yet what else used to be I gonna do? Our legs have been tied jointly. everyone covered up at the beginning line. “To win a three-legged race, you wish cooties,” pass over Small stated. “Cooperation. Teamwork. Sportsmanship. ” “Let’s stomp ’em into the floor! ” Andrea whispered in my ear. “Let’s make ’em want they have been by no means born! ” “On your mark,” pass over Small hollered.

We have been in first position. Ryan and Michael have been correct at the back of us. “You’d make a superb clogger, A. J.! ” Andrea shouted. “Quiet, I’m attempting to focus! ” “One…two…one…two…” Me and Andrea have been out in entrance of everybody. “One…two…one…two…” Me and Andrea have been pulling clear of all people else! “One…two…one…two…” Michael and Ryan fell down! “One…two…one…two…” Me and Andrea received the race! “Ha-ha! ” I referred to as to Ryan and Michael. “Eat my dirt, losers! ” i used to be so satisfied that I virtually desired to supply Andrea a hug. virtually.

My bizarre university #5 pass over Small Is off the Wall! Dan Gutman photographs by way of Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 Fizz Ed Is the best 2 Smarty-pants and Dumbhead three enjoyable, enjoyable, enjoyable with pass over Small four A Dumb Balancing Act five whats up, Pardner! 6 the reality approximately leave out Small 7 Fizz Ed Is Dumb eight Ghost within the Graveyard nine healthy as a mess around 10 Cooties and Clog Dancing eleven Grown-ups Are bizarre in regards to the writer and the Illustrator credit Copyright in regards to the writer 1 Fizz Ed Is the good My identify is A.

They don’t have any global sequence for shawl juggling. There’s no scarf-juggling great Bowl. They don’t provide out any medals for shawl juggling within the Olympics. Juggling scarves was once on the subject of as dumb as curling. I seemed round to determine how Ryan and Michael have been doing. They weren’t excellent at juggling the dumb scarves both. in truth, there has been just one child within the complete category who used to be protecting all 3 scarves up within the air. Andrea younger! “Way to move, Andrea! ” yelled pass over Small. “You have first-class eye-hand coordination.

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